Please Excuse My Excessive Reblogging

macklesufficient:

lily’s mother talking to her in the hospital the day after harry’s born like “have you been getting enough rest”
“I tried but it’s hard with all the crying”
“that’s normal for newborns”
“no harry slept like a rock I meant james”

ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

spicyshimmy:

an infinite amount of multiverses and here i am in the one where starfleet is fictional

theenigmaofriversong:

Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [47/50]

RON’S FACE THOUGH

"You get me, and you get your family and you get this world, and that’s it. And if that’s not enough for you, then I’m sorry, but it’s not nothing. Because I love you. And I’m gonna remember you."

wobblydash: